Posted 15 hours ago with 13,619 notes
© matthewtidget



"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source



Posted 15 hours ago with 47,010 notes
© metamorphosis-of-a-soul

#;-;  #i dead  #so cute  


magnezone:

my brother has 700 hours logged on his copy of pokemon pearl. he has three entire boxes filled with starly. didn’t catch them for IVs. doesn’t even know how to battle competitively. he just really likes starly 


Posted 15 hours ago with 7,814 notes
© magnezone



mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

all the samsung phones using that ringtone YOU ALL KNOW WHICH ONE I’M TALKING ABOUT


Posted 16 hours ago with 290,261 notes
© mishakoalins

#especially dem chinese see lais  


pixelgardens:

ぱんだ | m@かにかま下さい [pixiv]



Posted 16 hours ago with 9,230 notes
© pixelgardens



princess-peachie:

Bunny massage | [X] - SpicaSirius


Posted 1 day ago with 68,680 notes
© youtube.com



Anonymous said:
tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

image




twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

image

remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

Posted 2 days ago with 190,933 notes
© 4sensesplusascarf



starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 



Posted 2 days ago with 171,039 notes
© taco-bell-rey



lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.


Posted 2 days ago with 88,409 notes
© lipsitck




Posted 3 days ago with 169,547 notes
© yanapieceofme

#same  


tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*


Posted 3 days ago with 110,338 notes
© tropicalfruitbabe



enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 


Posted 3 days ago with 92,843 notes
© oknope



hyadain:

u ever sad just remember that adele posted “boom shaka laka” on twitter and gd thought she was referencing fantastic baby and invited her to a concert but then she ignored him


Posted 3 days ago with 10,227 notes
© hyadain



nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

ARE YOU KIDDING ME


Posted 3 days ago with 93,513 notes
© noobling




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